All Bonds On Deck

Sony Pictures has called a Friday press conference to announce who will be the next actor to play James Bond in the upcoming 007 flick "Casino Royale". The rumor mill has churned out Daniel Craig as the successor to Pierce Brosnan. We here at UW had some suggestions for other British actors which Sony may or may not consider (see below):

Austin Powers - "I've already got secret agent on me resume baby!"

Keith Richards - OK so there won't be any long, coherent conversations between Bond and the villain.

Benny Hill - We know, we know.....but it's amazing what they can do with CGI these days.

Bob Hoskins - We tried to call him but apparently he still hasn't found Roger Rabbit.

Johnny Depp - Alls you need is a British accent right?

Wilford Brimley - He's not British but he's now got an 800 number as he searches for work, at least give the man an audition, please!

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