A Horse Of Course
Horses are underutilized in our society as a means of transport. They would be safer than cars because they are smart enough not to bump into each other. It would solve our pertoleum problems as the alternate energy source we crave would be the readily available hay. It would force us to be more active and cowboy hats would come back into style outside of the American South. Horse drawn carriages would move people who were physically unable to sit on a saddle or those too lazy to do so. Forget parking lots, there would just be hay stations serving two purposes at once. The postman would deliver the mail before 5pm. The only problem I forsee is the littering of streets with unwanted fertilizer produced by the equine GI tract. Oh well, goodbye cement roads, hello grassy paths.
On a side note, I have yet to come across a convincing impersonation of a horse neighing. Personally, I have been trying for years but I always end up sounding like Scooby Doo laughing instead.
Thoughts? Comments?
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On a side note, I have yet to come across a convincing impersonation of a horse neighing. Personally, I have been trying for years but I always end up sounding like Scooby Doo laughing instead.
Thoughts? Comments?
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posted by UltimateWriter at 11:39 AM
6 Comments:
I spend some time with a horse named Buck, where I work and I end up talking to him like "mr. ED" isnt that weird?
im working on my whinny ing and knickering
I write some stuff that is readable if you want to drop by, that would be nice.
I've never ridden a horse before. But yeah it will be a good alternative mode of transport. It's more environment-friendly too.
But the carriages better have heating coz winter weather gets nasty.
I worked at a Girl Scout riding camp when I was a teen. I still dream of owning a horse or two.
car is faster...but the price of fuel these days...horse might be cheaper...
david: it's probably nicer to spend time with animals instead of co-workers
kmm: dig the heated carraiges
ss: it's hard work but i'm sure its rewarding too
mike: contrary to what seinfeld thinks about george cheapness is a sense and a beneficial one at that! carry on...
I think George deep inside is Chinese (cheap, and only wanting the best)...I can see a buddy of mine...he's just like George.
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