Vroom Vroom
If you have a car, you're bound to have problems. The key is how we react to those problems and forge ahead. Mechanics sometimes feel the brunt of the complaints, but it's important to keep in mind who will be taking a wrench under your hood in a few minutes. Here is a list of quotes from mechanics that were NOT overheard at the autoshop recently:
1. "Your car will receive expedited service."
2. "We don't believe in overcharging."
3. "I like it when customers scream at me."
4. "The screws on your wheels will hold at least for a couple days."
5. "You need to take an auto mechanics class."
6. "The black smoke will stop once the gas tank is empty."
7. "It's good for another 50,000 miles easily."
8. "The warranty doesn't cover that."
9. "It's OK if I smoke in here, cigarettes aren't flammable."
10. "Hey Joe, how much do we charge for labor?"
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1. "Your car will receive expedited service."
2. "We don't believe in overcharging."
3. "I like it when customers scream at me."
4. "The screws on your wheels will hold at least for a couple days."
5. "You need to take an auto mechanics class."
6. "The black smoke will stop once the gas tank is empty."
7. "It's good for another 50,000 miles easily."
8. "The warranty doesn't cover that."
9. "It's OK if I smoke in here, cigarettes aren't flammable."
10. "Hey Joe, how much do we charge for labor?"
Read the Novels by Chetan Davé click here
Copyright 2006 by Chetan Davé ©, All Rights Reserved.
posted by UltimateWriter at 11:08 AM
3 Comments:
Having a car is like having a baby. I have to breastfeed it everyday.
"Oh, you're right ma'am, we weren't authorized to do that work per the original quote, so we provided it gratis!"
kmm: there's nothing quite like an owner's love
ppd: tx n' glad you enjoyed it...hey kids, don't try this at home
jlb: ahh wishful thinking...good one
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