Gene Machine
Genetic scientists should be searching for and eliminating human genes for the following traits:
1. Seriousness
2. Armpit hair
3. Road rage
4. Ear wax
5. Stage fear
6. Red/Pink eye
7. Envy
8. Rug burn
9. Cell phone addiction
10. Foot fungus
Commence research now.
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1. Seriousness
2. Armpit hair
3. Road rage
4. Ear wax
5. Stage fear
6. Red/Pink eye
7. Envy
8. Rug burn
9. Cell phone addiction
10. Foot fungus
Commence research now.
Comments welcome
Send this post to a friend!
Read the Novels by Chetan Davé click here
Copyright 2006 by Chetan Davé ©, All Rights Reserved.
posted by UltimateWriter at 9:15 AM
7 Comments:
Is this in random order?
Anyways, I'd like to add chapped lips and blackheads to the list.
I enjoy 3, 7, and 8 under the right circumstances. Cell phone addiction, the cure can only be capital punishment.
I would also add: 11. Stupidity and 12. Intolerance
What about BAD writing. Maybe there's a genetic cure for that??
~Mike
PS: Word verification: xiwxmxiw - look like some kind of Roman numeral!
I see the bad writing, and raise you over-confidence, ignorance, and not using the turn signal while driving.
Hey, it's nobody's business where I'm going! ;'p
~Mike
kmm: yeah it's random...feel free to add items
cm: rare circumstances for sure
jlb: good ones
mr.althouse: i suuure hope so, that would help so many...yeah I wish I controlled the length of the word verif. "The Games of the 2 millionth Olympiad"
oilf: the one for over confidence is much needed
mr. althouse: it's a free country
ryan: welcome back...ditto the fan craziness
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