Spinners
There's a big outcry to end the dependency on oil and find an alternate energy source. So why not utilize rodents? From what I hear, they're not too busy these days. Have them run on their little miniature treadmill/wheel to produce energy. This is something they like to do anyway so why not get some juice out of it? This, in addition to ridding the world of insects, will take rodents straight to the top and rid them of their less than stellar image. This is also a great PR project for anyone interested.
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posted by UltimateWriter at 8:21 AM
6 Comments:
You can add my husky to the rodent campaign - this dog could power a whole city, and with minimal incentive!
On a more serious note, I was just reading about how I can use biodiesel in my oil furnace to heat my home! ROCK ON!
Great idea. I know the squirls here at Sac State have nothing better to do. Let's put them to work.
~Mike
Yeah...but the unions...the Labour UNIONS will be kicking and screaming.
Then there are the animal activists.
I just say we should be all Amish and the world would be just fine.
By employing rodents, we not only solve the problem on oil scarcity, but also the problem on increased competition due to outsourcing.
Take the squirrels that are stuck in between my ceiling and my roof. Little bastards are gnawing all the time. And to think I used to think squirrels were cute. Bah.
jlb: biodiesel? huskies are welcome too
mr.althouse: well, university squirrels can get managerial positions
mikechau: amish rodents ...unite!
kmm: unless foreign squirrels agree to work at a cheaper rate
ab: you got it
oilf: they just don't know where to use their energy
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