Interview with a Unicorn
I know I know. You may be asking "Hey? How did you manage to land an exclusive interview with a unicorn?" I'm going to be honest. It wasn't easy, there was a lot of back and forth between my people and his equine union agents. But it happened last week over a pot of cornmeal in a barn 30km outside Narnia. Here are some quotes that may or may not have been overheard from the unicorn chats:
1. "I have the extra edge when it comes to horse racing, but nobody calls me."
2. "Hey do you mind sanding my point while you're in here?"
3. "Is this thing on my head really called a corn?"
4. "No, I'm the kind without wings."
5. "Yeah all the pictures always have white ones but I'm brown, you got a problem with that?"
6. "We are all descendants of narwhals."
7. "No, I do not want to accept the ice breaker position in the Antarctic."
8. "I get a nice little pension from the circus."
9. "Sure, migraines are pretty common."
10. "Instead of high fives, we just high-corn each other."
11. "My calfhood dream has always been to take on the rhino one on one."
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1. "I have the extra edge when it comes to horse racing, but nobody calls me."
2. "Hey do you mind sanding my point while you're in here?"
3. "Is this thing on my head really called a corn?"
4. "No, I'm the kind without wings."
5. "Yeah all the pictures always have white ones but I'm brown, you got a problem with that?"
6. "We are all descendants of narwhals."
7. "No, I do not want to accept the ice breaker position in the Antarctic."
8. "I get a nice little pension from the circus."
9. "Sure, migraines are pretty common."
10. "Instead of high fives, we just high-corn each other."
11. "My calfhood dream has always been to take on the rhino one on one."
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posted by UltimateWriter at 10:49 AM
6 Comments:
This one really made me smile Chetan... growing up, my girlfriends and I each had our own imaginary unicorn (this lasted about four years or so). Our unicorn adventures were epic, and no space of summer vacation could quell their flow!
I can still remember galloping along the playground with the wind in our respective manes and running off on wild adventures!
Thanks for the good thoughts!
Spurned again! I've been trying to get that unicorn interview for weeks. The red tape is horrendous, and they will only answer a pre-approved list of questions! I even tried having one of my less-than-descrete equine acquaintances offer her favors. Nothing! I guess it's who ya know!
~Mike
Hi!
How are you?
Well, I thought I had already told you what a shark means... It´s my last boyfriend's tatoo.
Nice to see you again!
I.
This is too funny! :) I used to love My Little Pony as a kid, so this just reminded me of the good ole Unicorn-believing days. :)
I was gonna comment on the HORN...but decided not to.
jlb: glad to be of service, you should write some of those adventures down
Mr.A: yep yep what can i say? ...when the less-than-descrete equine acquaintance fails, all hope is lost.... good one....so i'm assuming you have more than one of these assets on your payroll?
tinnie: welcome back, thought we lost you. ohhhh right, the tatoo...come back soon
oilf: thanks...MLP commercials were way overplayed
mikechau: you wanted to keep this a family show?
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