New Nominee for Supreme Court

So what's all the commotion about picking a new Supreme Court nominee? We propose to nominate Stanley Richfield from Columbus, Ohio. Stanley spent 42 years as a machinist in a local mechanical parts factory. He has absolutely no judicial experience other than posing for this rather artistic photograph. But why should that matter?

There should be one seat on the Supreme Court reserved for an everyday Joe such as Stan here. I mean, the decisions have to be majority anyway so what's one vote this way or that way? Stan won't adversely effect any major decisions, he'll just provide a voice for the common man. How harmful could that be? Now we must warn you that he does get loud sometimes, especially when he doesn't get his Ginger Ale on time and we apologize for that in advance. Ginger Ale not withstanding, I wouldn't mind reading the transcripts of Stan's opinion on the wide variety of issues the Court processes every year. Would you?