Office Questions...
Overheard at the office recently:
1. Why are there always a handful of people at work who seem to care about the company as if their father owns it?
2. How do you expect me to not get lost in the building when no one escorts me to orientation on my first day?
3. What are security guards equipped to do in case there are intruders in the building, throw their walkie talkies at them?
4. Is dim fluroscent lighting really the best way to keep your employees alert and active?
5. What's the use of ID badges when there are no metal detectors or other advanced security devices to prevent contraband from entering the facility?
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6. Are they spiking the pasta in the cafeteria? Because I feel damn sleepy and way too relaxed after lunch.
7. How many associate directors can one department possibly have before the decision making process completely breaks down?
8. With "secretary" now considered a curse word in corporate settings, why stop at "administrative associate" when we can move straight to "telecommunications message technician"?
9. Can there please be a limit on the amount of times in a day the FedEx guy asks me to sign for someone else's package?
10. If I give my wife a cash gift, would the company be able to match that as well?
1. Why are there always a handful of people at work who seem to care about the company as if their father owns it?
2. How do you expect me to not get lost in the building when no one escorts me to orientation on my first day?
3. What are security guards equipped to do in case there are intruders in the building, throw their walkie talkies at them?
4. Is dim fluroscent lighting really the best way to keep your employees alert and active?
5. What's the use of ID badges when there are no metal detectors or other advanced security devices to prevent contraband from entering the facility?
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6. Are they spiking the pasta in the cafeteria? Because I feel damn sleepy and way too relaxed after lunch.
7. How many associate directors can one department possibly have before the decision making process completely breaks down?
8. With "secretary" now considered a curse word in corporate settings, why stop at "administrative associate" when we can move straight to "telecommunications message technician"?
9. Can there please be a limit on the amount of times in a day the FedEx guy asks me to sign for someone else's package?
10. If I give my wife a cash gift, would the company be able to match that as well?
posted by UltimateWriter at 12:32 PM
7 Comments:
LOL. You had me at item 1.
you could have the oppostie priblem wit the lights. I work for the federal govt
They are trrying to keep us awake by blinding us with a 3 bulb fixture over every cube. We have undone all the bulbs, otherwise I have to make sure I am not in a bad remake of the x-files shot at Roswell!
Thanks ofr visiting my blog, and hey I was born in the Bronx ;)
Maxter, Oh man. That's too bad. Better remember to pack your Bono sunglasses. Or the smarter thing to do is what you guys ended up doing. If you ever get to Roswell, I wanna see some pics!
What part of the Bronx?
Hey thanks so much for your comment
How about "Phone Jockey" for #8?
Like the suggestion grunt
"4. Is dim fluroscent lighting really the best way to keep your employees alert and active?" - yes :)
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