Unwanted Auto Detailing
WARNING: ShakespeareaYoda English to follow:
Oh Dear Bird,
Why doth thou relieve thyself on my car?
I understand not
Is it because thou hast flown here from afar?
Or did my windshield cry out to you that X marks the spot?
You maketh me go to fair carwash
With wallet full of bullion in hand
Maketh me stand pondering at observation window
And spend money unplanned
Let it be known that your act was needed not
For I signed an accord with your kind
To give caring safe harbor to the bird eggs and/or hatchlings
In my yard should I find
Retaliate I shall not
But my faith in the accord is left shaken
I hereby call upon you, my avian lord
Henceforth, never to let fly upon my chariot such vile defecation.
Signed: Count Meannoyed of Dook upon Windshield
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Oh Dear Bird,
Why doth thou relieve thyself on my car?
I understand not
Is it because thou hast flown here from afar?
Or did my windshield cry out to you that X marks the spot?
You maketh me go to fair carwash
With wallet full of bullion in hand
Maketh me stand pondering at observation window
And spend money unplanned
Let it be known that your act was needed not
For I signed an accord with your kind
To give caring safe harbor to the bird eggs and/or hatchlings
In my yard should I find
Retaliate I shall not
But my faith in the accord is left shaken
I hereby call upon you, my avian lord
Henceforth, never to let fly upon my chariot such vile defecation.
Signed: Count Meannoyed of Dook upon Windshield
HOLIDAY GIFT IDEA: The Novels by Chetan Davé click here
Copyright 2005 by Chetan Davé ©, All Rights Reserved.
posted by UltimateWriter at 9:40 AM
4 Comments:
...and to think winter time is coming.
Damn cars need more attention this time of the year. I have just replaced the tires on mine, and have gone for an oil change. Now I need to change the windshield wiper.
Good thing my boyfriend's not jealous!
Thanks you very much for yours coments. Un viejo peregrino.
ppd: true. i may need to go back and confer with the bird on that one
kmm: it never ends with the auto. but we gotsta have one.
daniel: sure, stop by anytime.
alura: money better spent for sure. i think a garden hose would be just as effective as a carwash
ode to the bird/bard(?0.o) - I luv it!
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