Guinness Anyone?

Many people wonder how to make a name for themselves. How to leave a legacy so to speak. One way is to set a Guinness World Record, if one's schedule allows. Here is a list of records that may or may not have been broken or recorded as yet:

1. Most consecutive days of eating pizza for dinner.
2. Most amount of time spent at the DMV in one 24 hour period (ties allowed).
3. Longest walk with one's dog WITHOUT having to use the pooper scooper.
4. Fastest typist of cellphone text messages (minimum 3 lines per message).
5. Fastest Taco Bell drive through order completion.
6. Most amount of times having consecutively renewed a library book.
7. Most traffic violations in one year without having added points to one's license.
8. Shortest amount of time employed by Wal Mart.
9. Lowest SAT score to gain entry into an Ivy League university
10. Fastest exit from a conversation one really doesn't want to be a part of.

Feel free to comment with any of your suggestions as well.

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