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10 things to say when someone takes you to a restaurant where there are no items on the menu that you actually feel like eating:
1. "It was....nice."
2. "Let's check out the drink menu."
3. "What soups do you have?"
4. "I'll take a salad."
5. "This is a great location for a restaurant."
6. "Must get really busy here around lunchtime."
7. "Someone was telling me they have great desserts here."
8. "I knew I shouldn't have had a big breakfast today."
9. "You ever get really...bad... gas?"
10. "I can't wait to come back here."
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1. "It was....nice."
2. "Let's check out the drink menu."
3. "What soups do you have?"
4. "I'll take a salad."
5. "This is a great location for a restaurant."
6. "Must get really busy here around lunchtime."
7. "Someone was telling me they have great desserts here."
8. "I knew I shouldn't have had a big breakfast today."
9. "You ever get really...bad... gas?"
10. "I can't wait to come back here."
Comments welcome...
Send this post to a friend!
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posted by UltimateWriter at 8:27 AM
7 Comments:
LOL, I'm pretty blunt....if I don't like a place I'll let my friends know. In a "I didn't enjoy that too much" kinda way...instead of a "That sucks" one.
It's okay if he pays!
how about "I thought it's Chinese food."
or
"You COME here OFTEN?"
That's good pointers.
Another one:
"Err.... got any free reading materials? cooking magazines, perhaps?"
fg: most important meal??
oilf: diplomatic
kmm: now thats what i'm talkin bout...he or she pays
mikechau: yeah thats an all purpose trick...funny stuff, innuendo central
rey: that would be a great FREE pickup
ppd: very creative...the diet one would never fail
Love this post. I usually use:"I'm alergic to... food"
Pezfueradelagua: Good one.
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