Pickup at the Gym
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Here is a list of failed pickup lines at the gym:
1. So, do you work out?
2. Why don't you tell those dumbells to get lost and come with me?
3. Does that treadmill belt need replacing? 'Cause you been runnin' through my mind all day.
4. Can I buy you an energy drink?
5. Pffft, Nautilus. You can't fit a submarine in a pool this small. Hiya doin'?
6. Well, I'm spearheading a plan to bring exercise videos into movie theaters.
7. I benched 300 last month...cumulatively.
8. Do they have those automatic sensor faucets in your bathroom too?
9. That mirror really makes you look thin!
10. I've got an extra stash of gym towels back at my place.
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Here is a list of failed pickup lines at the gym:
1. So, do you work out?
2. Why don't you tell those dumbells to get lost and come with me?
3. Does that treadmill belt need replacing? 'Cause you been runnin' through my mind all day.
4. Can I buy you an energy drink?
5. Pffft, Nautilus. You can't fit a submarine in a pool this small. Hiya doin'?
6. Well, I'm spearheading a plan to bring exercise videos into movie theaters.
7. I benched 300 last month...cumulatively.
8. Do they have those automatic sensor faucets in your bathroom too?
9. That mirror really makes you look thin!
10. I've got an extra stash of gym towels back at my place.
Comments welcome
Send this post to a friend!
Read the Novels by Chetan Davé click here
Copyright 2006 by Chetan Davé All Rights Reserved.
posted by UltimateWriter at 9:09 AM
3 Comments:
Hehehehe, those are awesome...and I could picture of few guys at my gym use them too, heehehe.
Oh, how cheesy, and the worse part is, I laughed!
fg: thanks we all need a little corn in our diet
oilf: sad but true
angela: as long as you laughed it was worth it
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