Minibar Scam

The hotel in-room minibar to me
Is the biggest ripoff
This side of the Bering Sea
Where do they come off?

You give me a fridge
You put drinks in it
I'm in a thirst pinch
Do you expect me to just sit?

I think not
On the road more traveled
It hits the spot
Like rocks hit gravel

Yeah I'm thirsty
Yeah I'm gonna spend a gazillion bucks for a half a can of soda
Yeah beverages other than soda my tongue does find interesting
Yeah I'll give in to temptation like I did last year at the piercing pagoda (what? I don't wanna talk about it.)

If you place someone in a desert with no water
Which is what traveling alone is
Water will be the object of choice whether its cold or hotter
And if ya lose control in your room just for one night, it's nobody's biz

I say bag the minibar
And replace it with a real fridge
So I can place there cheap beverages that I bought with my car
That, my friends, is how I seek the penny pinching edge

Have a great weekend everybody!