Private Nostril

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You hear all this news about celebrities, regular people, husbands and wives all hiring private eyes. I'd like to be the guy who develops the photos for these people. Wouldn't that be an interesting job? Family vacation, trip to the zoo, oh wait a minute here...six straight shots of a woman wearing Jackie O sunglasses approaching and then getting into a car...hmm I think we may have something here boss. What? Sure, we'll have this ready for you in an hour, be sure to try our drive through window!

Why are they called private eyes? It's not like they're just looking and then going home. They're sniffing around, looking for dirt, trying to find something that smells funny. They should be called private nostrils. And let's all admit it, nostrils are never really as clean as they appear on the outside, are they?

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