Wednesday, November 16, 2005

If I Were a Matador

Now I've heard that the bulls used in bullfighting are color-blind and only charge due to the bright red color of the cape held in front of them.

With that said, if I ever found myself in a bullfighting situation I would suit up in an Oakland Raiders uniform, hang out in the corner of the bullring and hope he wouldn't notice me.

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13 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

hum,ya..creative..

11:41 AM  
Blogger Jade L Blackwater said...

If I were a matador, I’d have a whetstone on hand so the bull could sharpen its horns like in the Bugs Bunny cartoon!

2:33 PM  
Blogger UltimateWriter said...

foulla: thanks and come back anytime

jlb: good idea, i almost forgot about that one.

3:02 PM  
Blogger Kiss My Mike said...

I'll probably bring plenty of petroleum jelly and throw a handful to the bull's eyes to weaken his sight.

3:35 PM  
Blogger UltimateWriter said...

kmm: there's an original scheme. lemme know how that goes!

3:53 PM  
Blogger SirHamelef said...

Gracias!!! no se ingles pero me encanta escribir, estoy pensando en escribir un libro con todo lo que me psao tengo para rato, de nuevo gracias y me alegro que te haya gustado recomendame

Saludos

4:14 PM  
Blogger UltimateWriter said...

sirhamelef: De Nada! Buenas Tardes!

4:16 PM  
Blogger UltimateWriter said...

blonde redhead: yes it is a very cruel sport indeed.

4:24 PM  
Blogger Krista said...

This is very funny, I needed a laugh today.
In response to your question - I use whatever kind of gear is right for the job. Alot of what is on my blog is digital. But, I'm lucky - people give me things so I've aquired alot of analog and digital gear over the years. Right now I'm using a Nikon 8800 digital and my favorite analog camera is a minolta.
I look forward to reading more of your work.

4:59 PM  
Blogger Heather said...

cute

6:05 PM  
Blogger Peter said...

So here is a question... how do the find out if the bulls are color blind or not? Do they have to test each one out? Or are all bulls color blind?

12:31 AM  
Blogger Wei said...

most animals are color-blind if i am not wrong... hehee

2:20 AM  
Blogger UltimateWriter said...

krista: glad to be of service. must be nice to get free gear.

heather: thanks

peter: i'll have to look into if they have any bull optometrists

wei: tx for the tip.

11:05 AM  

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