And the Award Goes To...
It seems this time of year is the kickoff to the awards show season. Golden Globes, Oscars, Schmoscars, Schcreen (intentional misspelling of screen) Actors Guild etc. Well, here is a list of award shows that you unfortunately won't be seeing on TV in the coming weeks (although they would have been fun to witness!):
1. The Hollywood Family Planning Awards
2. The Capitol Hill Political Correctness Awards
3. California Bar Association's Lifetime Achievement Award: Michael Jackson
4. The Classical Music Awards
5. The Terror Alert Reason Awards
6. The Afterparty Blood Alcohol Level Awards
7. The Paparazzi Avoidance Technique Awards
8. The Gas Station Price Markup Awards
9. The Employer Dissatisfaction Awards
10. The Cell Phone Service Awards
Did I forget any? Comments welcome!
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1. The Hollywood Family Planning Awards
2. The Capitol Hill Political Correctness Awards
3. California Bar Association's Lifetime Achievement Award: Michael Jackson
4. The Classical Music Awards
5. The Terror Alert Reason Awards
6. The Afterparty Blood Alcohol Level Awards
7. The Paparazzi Avoidance Technique Awards
8. The Gas Station Price Markup Awards
9. The Employer Dissatisfaction Awards
10. The Cell Phone Service Awards
Did I forget any? Comments welcome!
Send this post to a friend!
Read the Novels by Chetan Davé click here
Copyright 2006 by Chetan Davé ©, All Rights Reserved.
posted by UltimateWriter at 10:09 AM
3 Comments:
I heard Michael Jackson is also the recipient of UNICEF Lifetime Achievement Award.
How about the "Foot in Mouth" awards?
Mike
kmm: ooooohhhhhh ouch. that's a heckuva pot shot...nice!
jessie: it's the fad of the month
mr.althouse: would like to see that too! probably would have to be a mini-series though
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