Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Corporate Contradictions

Federal Express is not owned by the government.

Compaq makes some of the largest copy machines around.

Wal-Mart does not have any walls for sale.

Thrifty Car Rental is just as expensive as the others.

Target does not offer customers a courtesy shooting range.

Embassy Suites does not require a passport for entry.

It's perfectly safe to walk through the Gap without falling into a deep, dark, chasm.

I'm guessing Richard Branson is not a virgin.

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4 Comments:

Blogger Seeking Solace said...

What secret is Victoria hiding?

I can't seem to find a country or republic on the map called Banana.

The only battles that I know of involving a General Motors are with its competitors or the UAW.

11:08 AM  
Blogger Jade L Blackwater said...

How come "Best Buy" has the worst prices?

11:14 AM  
Blogger MikeChau said...

You do not need to be a female to know that PMS is not a myth.

6:34 PM  
Blogger UltimateWriter said...

ppd: don't sell yourself short, these are great esp. "the cell".

ss: good ones, we all would like to know

jlb: nice...electronics never come cheap

mike: profound words.

2:22 PM  

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