Wild On Saturn
So water has been found
On a moon that goes around
The planet Saturn
In a circular pattern
Water means there's life
An alien husband and wife
And 2.5 alien kids
Family income of 65K quid
Throw your hands in the air
And fix your gaze up there
You might see 'em gettin' crazy
Gettin' tipsy or even lazy
Starbucks and Mickey D's are on the way
The rocket's on the pad and it's leavin' today
Hear the college students call:
I'm goin' to Saturn for spring break Y'all!
27 meals served on the flight
At warp speed, that's 3 for every night
Cause there's no daylight in space
Insomniacs will fit right into place
Once over there,
Alien street vendors will braid your hair
Local delicacies abound
Like #@!$#@! and %*^%^ and other things you can't pronounce
The tiki bar's next to the water they found
Make intergalactic friends from the universe all around
Have fun, have a blast
If the aliens end up being hostile, it will be your last
(Don't say we didn't warn you...)
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On a moon that goes around
The planet Saturn
In a circular pattern
Water means there's life
An alien husband and wife
And 2.5 alien kids
Family income of 65K quid
Throw your hands in the air
And fix your gaze up there
You might see 'em gettin' crazy
Gettin' tipsy or even lazy
Starbucks and Mickey D's are on the way
The rocket's on the pad and it's leavin' today
Hear the college students call:
I'm goin' to Saturn for spring break Y'all!
27 meals served on the flight
At warp speed, that's 3 for every night
Cause there's no daylight in space
Insomniacs will fit right into place
Once over there,
Alien street vendors will braid your hair
Local delicacies abound
Like #@!$#@! and %*^%^ and other things you can't pronounce
The tiki bar's next to the water they found
Make intergalactic friends from the universe all around
Have fun, have a blast
If the aliens end up being hostile, it will be your last
(Don't say we didn't warn you...)
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Send this post to a friend!
Read the Novels by Chetan Davé click here
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posted by UltimateWriter at 8:54 AM
3 Comments:
I sure hope that life elsewhere has greater intelligence than that found at home... but I won't hold my breath. ;)
i wonder if the aliens also pay taxes.
jlb: it's entirely possible
kmm: everyone pays taxes
fg: for sure
homer: i hope he's a cool guy off camera too
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