So, What Do You Do?
There are some occupations for which there seem to be no real names. Here are a few examples with an attempt at naming the job.
1. Person who works in a think tank - Think Tanker
2. Person who studies the archaeology of space - Sparkyologist
3. Someone who assembles hard drives - Hard Driver
4. A maritime meteorologist - Mr./Ms. Mariweather
5. A caver who explores caves alone - Cavone
6. Person who parks your car backwards for you - Ballet
7. A doctor who takes a special interest in cartoon teeth - Hentist
8. Person who vacuums your car and serves you drinks - Carmaid
9. A person who installs cable TV in horse barns - Stable Guy (distinct job function from Stable Boy)
10. A lowly internist at a tabloid newspaper - Tablet
Thoughts? Comments?
Send this post to a friend!
Read the Novels by Chetan Davé click here
Copyright 2006 by Chetan Davé ©, All Rights Reserved.
1. Person who works in a think tank - Think Tanker
2. Person who studies the archaeology of space - Sparkyologist
3. Someone who assembles hard drives - Hard Driver
4. A maritime meteorologist - Mr./Ms. Mariweather
5. A caver who explores caves alone - Cavone
6. Person who parks your car backwards for you - Ballet
7. A doctor who takes a special interest in cartoon teeth - Hentist
8. Person who vacuums your car and serves you drinks - Carmaid
9. A person who installs cable TV in horse barns - Stable Guy (distinct job function from Stable Boy)
10. A lowly internist at a tabloid newspaper - Tablet
Thoughts? Comments?
Send this post to a friend!
Read the Novels by Chetan Davé click here
Copyright 2006 by Chetan Davé ©, All Rights Reserved.

4 Comments:
Wow - you put a lot of thought into those! I personally love the idea of the "Stable Guy." Wish I were feeling more witty and could contribute one of my own... :)
If Jack helped you off a horse would you help Jack off a horse?
You're really good at this! Keep them coming!
jlb: wit comes n' goes, don't worry about it.
mikechau: no i would not, thanks for asking
kmm: you're too kind! i'll try...
Post a Comment
<< Home