Thursday, January 26, 2006

So, What Do You Do?

There are some occupations for which there seem to be no real names. Here are a few examples with an attempt at naming the job.

1. Person who works in a think tank - Think Tanker
2. Person who studies the archaeology of space - Sparkyologist
3. Someone who assembles hard drives - Hard Driver
4. A maritime meteorologist - Mr./Ms. Mariweather
5. A caver who explores caves alone - Cavone
6. Person who parks your car backwards for you - Ballet
7. A doctor who takes a special interest in cartoon teeth - Hentist
8. Person who vacuums your car and serves you drinks - Carmaid
9. A person who installs cable TV in horse barns - Stable Guy (distinct job function from Stable Boy)
10. A lowly internist at a tabloid newspaper - Tablet

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4 Comments:

Blogger Jade L Blackwater said...

Wow - you put a lot of thought into those! I personally love the idea of the "Stable Guy." Wish I were feeling more witty and could contribute one of my own... :)

12:32 PM  
Blogger MikeChau said...

If Jack helped you off a horse would you help Jack off a horse?

5:07 PM  
Blogger Kiss My Mike said...

You're really good at this! Keep them coming!

9:53 PM  
Blogger UltimateWriter said...

jlb: wit comes n' goes, don't worry about it.

mikechau: no i would not, thanks for asking

kmm: you're too kind! i'll try...

11:02 AM  

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