Question O' the Day
If, in nature, there was a squirrel with a nut allergy, what would he/she eat?
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posted by UltimateWriter at 9:38 AM
9 Comments:
Squirrel-e-o's? :)
Interesting that your post be about squirrels this morning... Apparently, the ones living in the trees outside my window do not have pine-needle-allergies, nor any aversion to doing calisthenics across my roof while I try to sleep off a migraine! Sheesh. Some rodentia I tell you!
They wouldn't eat. The males will just keep chasing the females and they will mate for the rest of the season...
Hey, I tagged you for a meme!
Roofs. Darm things knawed a hole through my mom's roof and you can hear them scurrying around and knawing at things. Bastards. I used to think they were cute. Now, as the Colbert Report refers to bears, I think they are Godless killing machines. :)
*darn.
I should start to proof my comments.
Check out the squirrel in the bottom image of this blog entry... s/he doesn't seem to mind bird seed :)
http://trailheadimages.blogspot.com/2006/01/backyards.html
Bugs?
Oh hell--he'd get allergy shots. What else do they eat besides nuts?
As for me, well...I'm not into nuts either.
Chopped, pressed and formed nut substitute. Probably made from soy or tofu. It's delicious and nutritious.
~Mike
jlb: i'll have to try those...the squirrel was just jealous of the woodpecker
kmm: hunger comes in many forms i suppose...thanks, meme should be fun looking fwd to it! let the show begin
OutInLeftField: Wow they must have some tenacious squirrels up there...so does the attic have unwanted ventilation due to the squirrel holes?
OutInLeftField: I kinda liked darm...it should be made into a new word
ppd: but would bark give them indigestion? i know it does to me
jlb: it's all a covert effort to grow wings...squirrels will fly someday
mikechau: i sure hope so...we need all the help we can get for extermination
deb: yeah i never thought of that...wonder what the co-pay on that is...if you mean what i think you mean, yeah i'm not into nuts either
mr.althouse: ahh yes, the substitute...that section's located in the corner of the supermaket right? good one
gt: hide the kids! those grey squirrels are on a schooner headed for north america as we speak
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