Hair Day
Dude, whatchya doin'?
You cut my hair too short (that's putting it nicely)
I've called you my barber for a long time running
And now you make my head look like a fort
Are you losing your skills?
Or was it your desire?
To make me look ill
Or a drill sargeant instructor
I said haircut, not crew cut
You switched hair with crew
Maybe your ears were shut
And now I'm screwed
How'm I supposed to go out now?
When my head is as flat
As grazing land for a cow
How about that?
Sure everyone has their bad days
But yours came on my head
I don't blame you in any way
Stuff happens, nothing more to be said.
Sure it'll grow back
In 3 or 4 weeks
Your thorough job of hack
Will cause me to endure shrieks
And when I return
I hope you will sculpt for me
A nice moderate noggin of human fur
So that everyone will stop mocking me.
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You cut my hair too short (that's putting it nicely)
I've called you my barber for a long time running
And now you make my head look like a fort
Are you losing your skills?
Or was it your desire?
To make me look ill
Or a drill sargeant instructor
I said haircut, not crew cut
You switched hair with crew
Maybe your ears were shut
And now I'm screwed
How'm I supposed to go out now?
When my head is as flat
As grazing land for a cow
How about that?
Sure everyone has their bad days
But yours came on my head
I don't blame you in any way
Stuff happens, nothing more to be said.
Sure it'll grow back
In 3 or 4 weeks
Your thorough job of hack
Will cause me to endure shrieks
And when I return
I hope you will sculpt for me
A nice moderate noggin of human fur
So that everyone will stop mocking me.
Thoughts? Comments?
Send this post to a friend!
Read the Novels by Chetan Davé click here
Copyright 2006 by Chetan Davé ©, All Rights Reserved.
posted by UltimateWriter at 7:41 AM
6 Comments:
I have one of those days with haircutters. Some of them know only one style of cutting, and that's the crew cut. I once went to a barber, after he was done cutting my hair, my side burns were uneven!
I prefer to keep my hair nice and long... the last time I tried to trim it, I was drunk, and came up with one half of my hair two inches shorter than the other half... never again! :)
As you can probably see, I do not associate with known hair cutters. Though circumstances have dictated short hair at varrious points in my life, the majority of time, it has been long. Even when I was a little kid. Don't know why, it's just me.
Mike
Haircuts are a lot like a bad blow job, in a few weeks you forget about it and go to someone else. It's just hair man...not like it keeps you breathing...to me it has little value...and yes I still have all of mine..
I use to goto this barber in chinatown when I was in my young childhood.
I just went back there a couple of weeks ago and there is this one guy still working there after 25yrs...
He still looks the same but just alot older...same short hair cuts the way my mom likes them...
kmm: i hate when that happens
ppd: yikes, good decision
jlb: kodak moment
mr.althouse: you're better off, trust me.
cm: you're lucky
mikechau: keep mom happy
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