Flush Flux

So they unveiled these spiffy new public toilets in Times Square yesterday. Yeah that area needed another attraction to draw more people.

Too Many Fashionistas

Somewhere in the world, someone is born every minute and somewhere in the world, there's a Fashion Week every week.

Along Party Lines

When I was younger, I thought "party lines" meant the ring across your chin after wearing those cone shaped party hats for like an hour.

Take a Pet to the Zoo Day

People should start taking their pets to the zoo to show them how good they got it.