No Ego Here

"I didn't get you a gift because I thought my presence itself is generous enough."

Flush Flux

So they unveiled these spiffy new public toilets in Times Square yesterday. Yeah that area needed another attraction to draw more people.

Too Many Fashionistas

Somewhere in the world, someone is born every minute and somewhere in the world, there's a Fashion Week every week.

Along Party Lines

When I was younger, I thought "party lines" meant the ring across your chin after wearing those cone shaped party hats for like an hour.

Take a Pet to the Zoo Day

People should start taking their pets to the zoo to show them how good they got it.

Way Outsourced

If you think outsourcing is a problem, think about the planet Pluto. His job got outsourced to another galaxy!

Floppy Talk

So the floppy disk says to the zip drive, "Back in the 80's I was large!"